Monologue Search Monologues by Al Yankovic http://www.monologuesearch.com/authors/Al_Yankovic/rss This channel provides quotes from monologues by Al Yankovic added by the members of MonologueSearch.com. en-us #2097 — Stanley Spadowski from UHF by Al Yankovic http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/2097 http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/2097 "Welcome back to Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse; are you kids having a good time? I wanna show you--Oh, oh, I wanna show you something! This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. It's a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop; I…"