http://www.monologuesearch.com/authors/Alan_Ball/rss This channel provides quotes from monologues by Alan Ball added by the members of MonologueSearch.com. en-us http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/3000 http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/3000 ""I was walking down the aisle, first thing I saw was the back of his head. It just jumped right out at me. I recognized that little hair pattern on the back of his neck, where his hair starts? You know where it comes to those two little points, and…" http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/3110 http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/3110 "It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing. And there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right? And this bag was just... dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That's the day…" http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/3173 http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/3173 "Could Mindy sing and not sway? One would like to find out. One would like to find out by encasing Minday in a solid block of concrete, all except for her mouth and then telling her, "Sing Mindy, sing without swaying!" And if she couldn't do it, if one were…" http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/2351 http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/2351 "I had aIways heard your entire Iife fIashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second... isn't a second at all. It stretches on forever,Iike an ocean of time. For me, it was Iying on my back... at Boy Scout camp, watching…" http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/979 http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/979 "No. He won't do any of that. He'll just get better looking as he gets older, he'll never gain any weight, he'll wear a T-shirt and blue jeans and have grey hair and he will be so gorgeous that it hurts just to look at him. I, on the other…" http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/1080 http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/1080 "That is secular humanism talking, and that is the kind of talk that has got us into the mess we are in today, causing the collapse of family values and all decent morality. That is why there is so much crime and violence and licentiousness in this world, and that…" http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/1200 http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/1200 "I Can't believe she asked me to be in her wedding. Well I didn't have any choice, Trisha. What was I supposed to say? Tracey, I don't think I can be in your wedding because, well, you know that nervous breakdown I had our Junior year of college? Well, that…" http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/1850 http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/1850 "You are not fat. And I think it's high time women let themselves be women for a change, and stopped trying to look like all these anorexic models that, face it, they look like men. Every time I turn on the TV, there's some high fashion attitude **** stomping around…"