Monologue Search Monologues by Corey Alderdice http://www.monologuesearch.com/authors/Corey_Alderdice/rss This channel provides quotes from monologues by Corey Alderdice added by the members of MonologueSearch.com. en-us #2305 — None, from Through These Gates by Corey Alderdice http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/2305 http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/2305 "I have this theory about clubs. You've probably seen it all in action, especially if you're a guy of average looks in your early to mid-twenties. If you're of the female persuasion, well, you're probably oblivious. This theory is rather simple in mechanics, but—like gravity—I find that I am damned…"