Monologue Search Monologues by Jack Barns http://www.monologuesearch.com/authors/Jack_Barns/rss This channel provides quotes from monologues by Jack Barns added by the members of MonologueSearch.com. en-us #807 — Dan Smith from Dan the mail man by Jack Barns http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/807 http://www.monologuesearch.com/monologues/807 "Dan enters stage left, carrying his mail bag. Ya know... everyone on this rout is a douche. But I don't mind. I like people who are asses... cuz when you talk to an ass, dick or douche it just reminds you that your not one... or reminds you that you…"