AuthorName: Stephen Adly Guirgis
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PlayName: Den of Thieves
Rating: Contains adult content
Copyright Status: Copyrighted
Age Range: 20s - Late, 30s - Early, 30s - Late
Dialects: Standard American
Paul, a man of passionate convictions who was formerly grossly overweight, is Maggie's sponsor in a twelve-step program for kleptomaniacs. In this monologue, he tells her that he won't let her eat the stolen Yodels for two reasons. One: because they're stolen and two: because she's a compulsive overeater.